Monday, April 11, 2005

The Hour of Truth..........

"Wake up now, you are driving me up the wall!!"...........that was my mother.It was one of those usual days(as it turned out, it wasn't to be), the same old morning blues, the same old reprimands and the altercations that would follow....and of course, my mother would have the last laugh. So I was determined not to get into loggerheads with her.But that day was far from usual....it was going to be a make or break.......everything seemed out of place, and i was mooning around to explore more and more gaucherie around me. It seemed as if the world was too curt with me, reality had dawned too quickly, and I was grappling to even breathe. BUT, nothing is going to STOP me, I thought. I was a little more than prepared to face my predicaments.....I had equipped myself to face the beasts that would spring upon me.........the scavengers raring to suck my blood.......NO, NOT TODAY.I AM HERE TO TRACK YOU DOWN!!
I got into my college bus, and that again was a tough ask, you see, for it is really a moon-ask to make me go to the bus-stop on time. But all that was pushed to the back-burner. My heart and soul was affixed on the night-marish task that I was going to take up.....so I remained totally a bump-on-a-log to all the gossips and chat that would follow........yes......no distractions today..........Mission possible........
The bus screeched to a halt, I looked out of the window to see if my college had come....but much to my dissatisfaction, it was'nt so.......my bus had bumped into a buffalo, and its proud owner had with ease got into Dutch with our driver.....yet another obstacle in my path to glory........hmmp...I said to myself, for that was all i could do.
As ill luck would have it, my bus made it 1 1/2 hours past-college time to get there.......that left me with little time to get every ounce of my strenght at my disposal.......and as a friend of mine rightly pointed out....it is the gripping-need of the hour that transforms ordinary people like me into LEONINE h(z)eroes.........with the chips down..........all odds up against me....I headed towards the ARENA......my brain the only weapon I had(and you might think I am nearly weapon-less!!!)......come what may......I am not stepping back.
The hour finally arrived, it sure was breath-taking, fears of all-sorts gripping into me......the scavengers, the blood sucking vampires.......they were all there in me.........BUT......there is always an element of confidence in everybody, and I had nurtured that from the bud....and it had finally grown into a mighty pillar.......big enough to shoo away all these minusses........I bottled up whatever little strenght that I had...and made my way through to the arena......there were a thousand red-ants and snakes in front of me....raring to sting me at the first instant........with their fangs streched out.......COME ON RAHUL.......you have come all the way.....there is no going back now.....have a go...
Go..goo..good mo...morning students......i started with my all-icy voice.......I am here to throw light upon the latest technology that has caught the market by storm......(A lot like Kaadal Kondaen Dhanush....but with the exception that there was no Sonia Agarwal behind me....I would not have minded really,you see:)
The day went well......I would'nt say it was a great hit.....but I managed to put across the facts and statements well with pefection........at the end of it...I was back, in my own-sweet-stupid bus......the driver was obviously fired......"Hey what happened to those two da...they were going along well, is'nt it..".."Idiot......didn't I tell you this morning....that fellow broke his hand yesterday and the two broke up today."......that was Shyam!!!

Sunday, April 10, 2005

What a batting treat!!

My God.......any channel surfer would give it up.......for it was an insiduous Indian debacle at Jamshedpur(a lot of Lalloo effect i suppose,for he is just a few 1000 kms away)........but in retrospect, we might analyse the following factors that led to another famous Indian Loss!!
Ok! Presenting before you the perfect recipe to cook up a loss:
* 1 Tea-spoon of Ganguly, the great indian DADA :
Ganguly, a word, a sentence per se. If at all somebody can keep on inventing new ways of getting out, if at all somebody can find filthier words to have a go at your team-mates, if at all somebody can have scores like the ones given in my Digital Electronics text book- 10001001011, I give up, it has to be the one and only Ganguly.......
Arey yaar..........how can one keep failing and still keep appearing in the ads of Tata, Hero Honda and some Stupid Hair Oil, which says Tanda Tanda Kool Kool!!
Probably Ganguly should star in one of the Maggi ads, goes in to bat when you put the chunk inside, take it out when he comes back to the pavillion- your 2 minute recipe is over!! Warning: Chances of undercooking are pudgy!!
*3 tea-spoons Our so-called great batsmen:
There can be no two opinions on the fact that the Indian team is a strong team only on Paper.
Taking not slightest of credits away from Sehwag and Dravid(for they have always they have tried and given their best), it is time that our othere batsmen come good. They should deliver when it really matters -Sachin for instance.He is the world's best,all said and done, but of what avail is it? He has been on a lean patch for so many months, right from the Aussie series,(leave alone the 248 that he scored against minnows Bangladesh), and the one dayers are turning nightmarish to this little master. It is high time that he does something about it.
Here go the remedies:
*Try and understand that there are 11 in the team and not 2(viru and dravid alone).
*Make Ganguly the 12th man!
*Play as a team.
ok.......i suppose that is all folks...and some good news for our BSNL broad band users...the connection speed has improved so....no more getting pissed off!!! The download speed is about 30KBPS.........
okie.....
Vidaiperugiraen
Vazhga India
Valarga Ganguly's bank account!!
bye.......

Saturday, April 09, 2005

Vanduttanya...Vandutaanya!!!!!!!

Back again with more vitality and vigour than ever.........
here we go!!
so it took all this while to get back to this blog (READ VETTI PLACE).........with our university exams fast approaching.....students awaiting yet another TSUNAMI-similar question papers from the BIG DON-ANNA university......said some frustrated engineering college student on looking at "JESUS NEVER FAILS"......."ASK HIM TO WRITE ANNA UNIV EXAMS!!!".......and we have to write what is called a MODEL exam before that....sucks really......but what is surprising is that inspite of my very busy schedule, i was able to oddikify time for this
blog for all you people to read,.......talking of what to do and what not to in your study hols,here are a few valuable pieces of advice......
DONT-s:
*DONT wait for your parents to leave and watch TV, start watching when thet are there!!!
(unless of-course you're trying to be naughty)
*Dont look at previous years ANNA UNIV Q.Papers and feel confident....with this stupid univ, we, the blessed people of the world are always at bay.........
*Dont read BAKSHI'S........they are Low grade books..........go in for books like S.S.Ravi, P.Radhika, K.Krishnan (guess you might not have heard of these) and other High grade Quality authors!!
*If you have any doubts while you are studying, never hesitate, feel free to call your friend(ess), a girl i mean.........at least it helps KILL time........but again we have a hitch here....these girls cant afford to spend(understood WASTED) in talking, for they are the most brilliant creatures( or thats what they think) on earth...
DO-s:
*Do browse the net extensively...and in particular, my blog.
*Do sleep at least for 10 hours +2hours in the afternoon......
*Always remember to take a break after study and the proportion is very important, try this out:
study---> for every 10 mins
break--->1 hour
*Stutiotary warning : Over -studying is injurious to health......
*Remember to start studying at least one hour before the exam..........
thats all about it guys.......
these valuable chunks sure will go a long way in securing a university rank for you people.........but i want a promise from you people........kindly do not indulge in Rahul-adulation after the results come, in case you top, for its only my own small way of advocating the right paths for you people to progress.........
meendum adutha blog'la santhippom
aduvarai
ungal idam irrundu vidai peruvadu
ungal
Rahul